A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was touring her new territory. She came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen. Intrigued, she knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?"
A child's voice answered, "Yep."
"Is your Father there?"
"Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in."
"Well, is your Mother there?"
"Nope, Ma left just before I got here."
"Are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here. This is the outhouse!"

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam took one of his ribs and made Eve. They lived in the Garden of Eden till a snake gave Eve an apple which she and Adam took a bite from and they were thrown out into the world naked and alone. They had children and so was all mankind made."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they evolved from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

A little four year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says, "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while."
Billy says, "I'm fine, mummy... I just haven't done it yet."
Mother says, "OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Billy says, "It works on the ketchup bottle!"

Two babies were lying in a blanket. The 1st baby to the 2nd, "Are you a girl or a boy?"
2nd Baby: I don't know.
1st Baby: OK wait, I shall go inside the blanket and check.
After sometime, the 1st baby came out and said, "You're a girl and I am a boy"!
2nd Baby: How did you come to know?
1st Baby: It's because you're wearing pink socks and I'm wearing blue.